By Phillip M. Jackson on DeviantArt
Legendary one-named rulers: Conan, Genghis … and Paul. Standing six feet from shoulder to shoulder and five foot from the ground. Iron fists and a head like a boulder. A friend like that is good to have around.
He came from a land called Nova Scotia. His perspiration equaled the alcohol by volume of Kettle One Vodka. Women threw themselves at him. Those that didn’t, he sodomized and ate, bones included. The same went for men.
In a vicious battle for land, the clan called, “Disney” dared to infringe on his kingdom. But that, is another story …
