No one ever said this was going to be easy.
Unsuspecting victims are hard to come by. People are so cautious these days.
Personally, I blame the media. The good old days of hiding in a dark alley are gone.
You jump out of the shadows and people just laugh. It’s embarrassing.
Spilling more of your own blood than the victim’s doesn’t lead to job satisfaction, let me tell you.
But I have a plan.
Patience is key. Death will be slow but assured. Creativity over carnage will win the day.
Blood will reign once more.