Grand Opening: Bar MediEvil by Mark Ryan

Posted: January 6, 2016 by Shade's Progress in Medieval Times
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Join us in a bit of blood play at Bar MediEvil — A new home for your wildest nightmares.

Drinks are complimentary, as are the victims, with all shapes and sizes to choose from: rich merchants, drunk knights, gullible tourists.

Our secret spot, a hidden island in the Mediterranean, is open 24/7, so stay as long as you wish. (Disclaimer: You may become a victim.) We operate outside the law, so don’t be afraid to be berserk, deranged or completely evil.

Anonymity guaranteed.
Satisfaction guaranteed.

You can bring your own weapons and murderous devices, but please pay for the parking.


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