“Don’t play with your food, honey,” Lrglphmp gurgled.
“But it’s more fun when I gotta catch’em.” Hrglphx gave the scrabbling bipeds a poke. They scattered, clambering up the walls of his bowl.
“Hm, a bit underdone.” Lrglphmp leaned over and delivered a glob of corrosive mucus to her son’s meal. “Better let them ferment.”
“Boooorrring,” Hrglphx groaned as his playthings grew lethargic. “They’re better raw.”
Lrglphmp thrust a tentacle behind the salt shaker, snatching an escaped morsel. It screamed as she tossed it into her gaping maw. “You’re right, humans do taste better raw.”
I like them best smoked.
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