Battle Hamster Goes South by ursulav on DeviantArt.com
The hamster leaped from his cage and sank his teeth into Harold’s neck. Harold screamed, and tried to pull Fluffy away.
“Damn you, Fluffy!” Harold screamed. “I’ll teach you to bite me, you fuzzy bastard!”
He ran to his gun locker and pulled out a shotgun.
Fluffy’s eyes widened.
“Hey, wait man,” he muttered through a mouthful of neck. “Let’s talk about this!”
“I’ll see you in hell!” Harold replied.
He pointed the gun at Fluffy and fired.
Fluffy jumped out of the way. Harold shot himself in the face.
The hamster packed his suitcase and left.
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